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PIRATE SWAGGER - Collection of Action Mottos that will help you rule the world

• Classic Loose Fit - You feel extra good
• Soft Fleece Inside - 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester (some colors vary, including heathers)
• Just-right Coziness - Medium Weight Fabric, 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

Get ready to carry on